if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Today on “White People Do the Darndest Things”: Man jumps into a cactus.
I logged Jillian out of my account to reblog this. I’ve been laughing for 83000 years.
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette

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“You can have the best form and technique in the world, but it won’t mean a thing if you can’t focus.”
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